Lagrangian › Explore the Universe
God-tier technology, delivered with five-star service and a ticket number.
Room key, communicator, credential and wallet in one. It tightens on its own and stays warm, as if it had just been in someone else’s pocket. Earth news, sports and entertainment are available for a nominal daily fee.
Earth phones are not supported beyond the portal.
Augmented-reality eyewear with yardages, reads and Premium Hazard Awareness, free for a limited trial. The only gift option that comes with a manual.
Recommended by personality assessment. Everything is a personality assessment.
Performance golf balls with remarkable pull. Please read the warning label. All of it.
Plus five percent driver distance, guaranteed. Where the extra distance goes is not guaranteed.
Arrival is by portal, never by shuttle. When your wristband chimes and the light turns green, proceed through the doorway. Easy as that.
Green means proceed. Other colors are handled discreetly.
One mind, many bodies. Every robot at the Lagrangian is the same attentive intelligence performing a different job.
H.I.V.E. reports all systems nominal.
Your personal caddie. Club selection, green reading, scorekeeping and wager recording, all in one polished white shell.
Reads the local rules aloud on the first tee. All of them.
Appears for guests who meet certain benchmarks. The benchmarks are not disclosed.
Maintenance and repairs. Can return a broken beam to an earlier state. Has opinions about squeaky doors.
Be anything at work. Be you at home. Full details are shared during the short, no-obligation presentation.
You never have to become obsolete again.
Suggest something new, ask a question, or tell us your favorite. Every note goes straight to the Creator.
New reveals, the book launch, and the occasional memo from Guest Relations. No spam. No upsells. (Mostly.)
Every note goes straight to the Creator. Ideas, questions and theories all welcome.